I'm Tristan Asriel Dascher, but feel free to call me any other name you might know me by. There's not much here yet.
Age 22, Male
Freeloader ...I mean
United States
Joined on 6/2/14
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Tutorial completed.
You woke up, you were flushed, you escaped...
When you get MEAT
met an elephant.
(twizz'ed fire farta)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
you can read. can you?
Beat the crap out of the third opponent!
Smash a lucky gummy in each of the 4 zones!